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by: jdpupstar (09/30/2007)

Chuck Norris has OJ's stuff
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: adam80027 (09/20/2007)

Chuck Norris can spell "Roundhouse" with Alphabet Soup in the bowl. If you don't compliment him, he'll do it with his boot to your face.
Chuck Norris
1,241 Clicks

by: AnonymousMonkey (09/11/2007)

In the bathroom... drinking out of the toilet... Chuck Norris is making me.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: bored2death (09/11/2007)

Chuck Norris hates Chuck Norris out of pure ENVY
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: sumguy (08/30/2007)

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn ..
He dares it to grow !
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: CRUISEMISSLEKING (08/02/2007)

Chuck Norris jokes are so 5 minutes ago! Let's all make fun of Lohan for being a drunk!!
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: sxylilgrl (07/19/2007)

Chuck Norris doesn't play God. God plays Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: kelleyxwowza (07/19/2007)

Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,256 Clicks

by: btownhockey44 (06/22/2007)

Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why? Because it's a pussy.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: the dude (05/22/2007)

One day chuck Norris is gonna SNAP and sue you all for SLANDER :)
Chuck Norris
1,237 Clicks


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