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by: WARRIOR (02/17/2008)

Evolution is a theory, Chuck Norris is real
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by: sjmman94 (02/11/2008)

If a tree falls in a forest, and no-one is around to hear it fall, it's because Chuck Norris decided to become a lumberjack.
Chuck Norris
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by: sjmman94 (02/06/2008)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris
1,244 Clicks

by: Anonymous (02/06/2008)

If Chuck Norris was a number, he would be Pi.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: RedSoxPhan0407Then08 (12/12/2007)

Everyone knows where Waldo is... but where is Chuck Norris??
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by: Shasters (12/06/2007)

Chuck Norris doesn't wash with body soap, body soap washes with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
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by: zmander313 (11/27/2007)

The question isn't "What would Chuck Norris do for a Klondike bar..." the question is "What would a Klondike bar do for Chuck Norris..."
Chuck Norris
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by: Anonymous (11/27/2007)

Pi stops when Chuck Norris tells it to.
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by: DKMster (10/29/2007)

The American people don't choose the president, Chuck Norris does!
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: ?????????? (10/17/2007)

If one more person tells a Chuck Norris I'm going to roundhouse kick them in the face!
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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