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by: Roddickminitwin (02/18/2006)

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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1,244 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (02/09/2006)

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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1,254 Clicks

by: Mike (02/09/2006)

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books he simply stears them down until they give him the information he needs."
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1,236 Clicks

by: darkfenix16 (02/09/2006)

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
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by: darkfenix16 (02/09/2006)

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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1,244 Clicks

by: seanyboy (02/09/2006)

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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1,259 Clicks

by: seanyboy (02/09/2006)

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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1,249 Clicks

by: silasvsky (02/01/2006)

As a teenager, Chuck Norris once impregnated an entire convent of nuns in the hills of Tennessee. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history.
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1,282 Clicks

by: mfc (02/01/2006)

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer; too bad chuck norris never cries.
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1,240 Clicks

by: stupid1sayswut (02/01/2006)

When Chuck Norris's wife burnt the thanksgiving turkey, Chuck said, "don't worry honey." he went outside and brought in a live turkey, then he ate it and pooped it out fully cooked with a side of cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he did it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris
1,261 Clicks


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