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by: Roddickminitwin (02/19/2006)

Chuck Norris' dandruff is a large part of our community, except we know it as cocaine.
Chuck Norris
1,249 Clicks

by: sumkid987 (02/18/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, Chuck Norris potato sacks.
Chuck Norris
1,244 Clicks

by: Djman (02/18/2006)

Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter jet just by making a gun with his hands and saying "...bang..."
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (02/18/2006)

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (02/18/2006)

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (02/18/2006)

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (02/18/2006)

Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.
Chuck Norris
1,242 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (02/18/2006)

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (02/18/2006)

The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris
1,240 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (02/18/2006)

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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