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by: Djman (03/02/2006)

Chuck Norris... Enough Said.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: moose (03/01/2006)

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: moose (03/01/2006)

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: spartanfan90 (02/28/2006)

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: uhh...? (02/26/2006)

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded six-shooter, and won!
Chuck Norris
1,256 Clicks

by: Bruen (02/26/2006)

Jesus may be able to walk on water, But Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks

by: Djman (02/25/2006)

Chuck Norris was asked to join the decathalon, but he refused. When the supervisor of the decathalon asked if he was sure, Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the face and replied, " Chuck Norris is always sure!"
Chuck Norris
1,253 Clicks

by: xdaonlyonex (02/25/2006)

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the ground down...
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: ed (02/19/2006)

Chuck Norris sucks. Stop with the Chuck Norris crap.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (02/19/2006)

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris
1,263 Clicks


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