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by: Aropes (03/07/2006)

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris
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by: rabid guy (03/07/2006)

Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norris
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by: bob (03/06/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't get hit by a car... a car gets hit by Chuck Norris!!
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Joes madre (03/06/2006)

Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee was trained by a time-traveling Chuck Norris, thus completeing the circle.
Chuck Norris
1,261 Clicks

by: Aropes (03/06/2006)

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris
1,244 Clicks

by: gvlaxgurl (03/06/2006)

Top 3 Leading Causes of Death in U.S:

1. Heart Disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
Chuck Norris
1,247 Clicks

by: swifd12 (03/06/2006)

When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
Chuck Norris
1,257 Clicks

by: swifd12 (03/06/2006)

For Chuck Norris, Bloodstain Remover is tax deductable.
Chuck Norris
1,255 Clicks

by: ocean (03/06/2006)

Chuck Norris killed Freddy in his sleep.
Chuck Norris
1,258 Clicks

by: spartanfan90 (03/02/2006)

Chuck Norris uses Tabasco sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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