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by: Aropes (03/07/2006)

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,254 Clicks

by: lemon winkie (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris goes in the 10 items or less line with 11 items.
Chuck Norris
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by: Anonymous (03/07/2006)

Who is Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris
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by: xx_a_world_so_cold_xx (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks

by: Aropes (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris
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by: Djman (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't chew his food. He simply stares down his meal until it agrees to break itself down and slide down his throat.
Chuck Norris
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by: Djman (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris can spell "Round House Kicks" in his cereal-bowl with only Cheerio's.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Djman (03/07/2006)

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?
Answer: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
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by: losslesshead (03/07/2006)

When Chuck Norris steps in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'ed.
Chuck Norris
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by: swifd12 (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris once asked a man to pull his finger. Half a year later on August 6th, people still mourn the tragedy that is Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris
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