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by: Joes madre (03/07/2006)

What came first: The chicken, The egg, or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: Shaved Beverage (03/07/2006)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because Chuck Norris hates you.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Aropes (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Aropes (03/07/2006)

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris
1,255 Clicks

by: christdisciple3 (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Shaved Beverage (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
Chuck Norris
1,270 Clicks

by: Aropes (03/07/2006)

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris
1,261 Clicks

by: Djman (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris sent his arch-nemesis,Macgyver, a picture of Chuck doing a round-house kick. When Macgyver saw the picture, he was so frightened, he died of a heart-attack.
Chuck Norris
1,258 Clicks

by: bob (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't pray to God, God prays to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Aropes (03/07/2006)

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris
1,253 Clicks


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