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by: Anonymous (03/19/2006)

Chuck Norris is the reason DMC is running.
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks

by: imtocooltogiveitout (03/19/2006)

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris
1,244 Clicks

by: imtocooltogiveitout (03/19/2006)

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: swifd12 (03/19/2006)

For Chuck Norris, Bloodstain Remover is tax deductable.
Chuck Norris
1,258 Clicks

by: cheetahbabe85 (03/19/2006)

Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: TheSilentDog (03/19/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't take steroids, steroids take Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,247 Clicks

by: ed (03/19/2006)

Statistics show that 98% of the people who submit Chuck Norris messages are actually nerds with no life.
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks

by: seshat (03/12/2006)

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
Chuck Norris
1,250 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/10/2006)

"And then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail's' Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie; Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman; Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan; Spock, The Rock, Doct. Oct. and Hulk Hogan all came outta no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass, it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, and civilians looked on in total awe..."
-Lemon Demon
Chuck Norris
1,345 Clicks

by: Aropes (03/07/2006)

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
Chuck Norris
1,262 Clicks


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