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by: Stirz52 (03/26/2006)

Wilt Chamberlin claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women in his career. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
Chuck Norris
1,260 Clicks

by: rabid guy (03/23/2006)

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: 1337one (03/23/2006)

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

-"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny", Lemon Demon
Chuck Norris
1,405 Clicks

by: JRJordan38 (03/22/2006)

Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Everytime God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
Chuck Norris
1,260 Clicks

by: Djman (03/19/2006)

When Chuck Norris dies, it will be the end of the world, and everyone will reunite into heaven... but Chuck Norris can never die.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: happykid7 (03/19/2006)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris
1,275 Clicks

by: happykid7 (03/19/2006)

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris
1,272 Clicks

by: AJHaines018 (03/19/2006)

Chuck Norris often donates blood... though it is never his own
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: imagangster (03/19/2006)

And on the 1st day God said, "Let there be light," and Chuck Norris replied, "Say Please."
Chuck Norris
1,244 Clicks

by: DaRKeRDuDe555 (03/19/2006)

Chuck Norris is so awesome that he won a game of Connect Four in three moves!
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks


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