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by: Matt Cameron Rulez! (07/02/2008)

Peter: "You know, they say Chuck Norris is so tough, there's no chin under his beard, there is only another fist."
Brian: "That's ridiculous."
*Chuck taps Brian on shoulder*
Brian: "Chuck Norris?!"
*PUNCH*
Chuck Norris
1,259 Clicks

by: Erk and Nicky J (07/02/2008)

Chuck Norris dosen't T-Bag. He potato sacks!
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks

by: tylerg (06/08/2008)

Chuck Norris brought sexy back
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: gobucks8995 (06/04/2008)

When Chuck Norris flips you off, he's not telling you to f@$# off, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Meee (06/04/2008)

Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, and Sammy Sosa are not on steroids. They are just Chuck Norris' children.
Chuck Norris
1,257 Clicks

by: Anonymous (05/30/2008)

Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: xxwrestlerxx20 (05/30/2008)

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in the cement.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: JDizzle (05/21/2008)

Chuck Norris let the dogs out, and I have to get them back in.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: fallenangel47859 (04/17/2008)

Chuck Norris has cowboy boots...Made from REAL cowboys.
Chuck Norris
1,249 Clicks

by: TheUnderGroundWorld (03/11/2008)

Who will win WW3??!!??
Chuck Norris Will!
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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