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by: Eagles308 (04/17/2006)

Chuck Norris says shake your laffy taffy.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Chuck Norris (04/17/2006)

Once a blind man tripped Chuck Norris. Chuck yelled "Don't you know who i am?! I'm Chuck Norris!" And at the mere mention of 'Chuck Norris' the man's blindness was cured. Unfortunatly the first, last, and only thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris
1,257 Clicks

by: jhnsnwv9 (04/17/2006)

Jesus didn't save Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saved Jesus.
Chuck Norris
1,244 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (04/17/2006)

Simon didn't say. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: Theman (04/11/2006)

Who wins a race to the end of the universe, Superman or the Flash?

The Anwser: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
1,244 Clicks

by: neddyt (04/11/2006)

Put this in your profile if Chuck Norris sucks balls.
Chuck Norris
1,249 Clicks

by: Moosh (04/11/2006)

One day while Chuck Norris was in middle school, he had to take a difficult test. In the answer space for every problem he wrote "violence". His teacher calls him aside and says "Chuck, why are all the answers 'violence'?" Chuck replies after a stern roundhouse kick to the teachers head 'Chuck Norris solves all of his problems with violence."
Chuck Norris
1,259 Clicks

by: littlemsmagic707 (04/11/2006)

Chuck Norris has been dead for ten years. However, Death is afraid to let him know.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: deathbydilemma (04/11/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch..... he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: dUTCHY (04/11/2006)

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick %n from his computer
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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