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by: neddyt (04/24/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't take steroids, steroids take Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks

by: Mike (04/19/2006)

Chuck Norris has a holographic Charizard rookie card.
Chuck Norris
1,244 Clicks

by: stevemeister4590 (04/19/2006)

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection...there were no survivors.
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: Chuck Norris (04/19/2006)

Chuck Norris does not know about this website, because if he did, he would delete the internet.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (04/19/2006)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Chuck Norris told it to.
Chuck Norris
1,247 Clicks

by: imtocooltogiveitout (04/17/2006)

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: bill (04/17/2006)

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris
1,237 Clicks

by: imtocooltogiveitout (04/17/2006)

If you Google Images "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" the results will be ZERO, because it has NEVER HAPPENED.
Chuck Norris
1,247 Clicks

by: rabid guy (04/17/2006)

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour and a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"
Chuck Norris
1,250 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (04/17/2006)

On Halloween, monsters dress up as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,303 Clicks


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