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by: 1337one (04/30/2006)

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: AzianK25 (04/29/2006)

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Chuck Norris
1,257 Clicks

by: Blondie07 (04/29/2006)

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Blondie07 (04/29/2006)

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
Chuck Norris
1,275 Clicks

by: fuckinchucknorris (04/29/2006)

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,237 Clicks

by: chucknorrisfan (04/29/2006)

Chuck Norris is hiding Elvis in his beard.
Chuck Norris
1,256 Clicks

by: AzianK25 (04/29/2006)

Chuck Norris is never late, you're just early.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: chadfromchad (04/26/2006)

When the boogie man goes to sleep he looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
1,253 Clicks

by: Death2Smochie225 (04/26/2006)

What would Chuck Norris do for a Klondike Bar?
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: f18a2hornet (04/24/2006)

Chuck Norris scored his first kill shortly after his birth. The second the doctor tried to slap Chuck, he was roundhoused in the head and did not survive the emergency surgery.
Chuck Norris
1,276 Clicks


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