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by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
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by: Eagles308 (05/06/2006)

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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by: jhnsnwv9 (05/04/2006)


Helpful Hint #a139: Do not attempt to insult those in favor of Chuck Norris. Santa Claus is not the only one watching you when you are sleeping.

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by: TommyBoy122192 (05/04/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't leave it to Beaver
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by: Eagles308 (05/04/2006)

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/03/2006)

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/03/2006)

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
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by: cheetahbabe85 (05/03/2006)

Gonebuddy.com should make a category for Chuck Norris...Because if he saw that everyone was saying how great he is, then he would round-house kick everyone at the same time for not having his own category.
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by: coolyouth132 (05/03/2006)

12,544,945 black belt ninjas vs. Chuck Norris. Good luck, ninjas.
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by: -Adio- (04/30/2006)

Chuck Norris saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by killing everyone at Geico.
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