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by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets sick.
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris
1,268 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

Chuck Norris's name is actually an anagram for "God of Roundhouse." Poeple who were skeptical tried it, and discovered it was true.
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris
1,277 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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