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by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
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by: Lil Eli (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris isn't racist; he kills 10 white people every saturday to prove it
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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1,243 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
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1,237 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until the man exploded.
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris wrote every single edition of the Choose Your Own Adventure books. He wrote them all under pennames to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.
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1,271 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
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1,257 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
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1,251 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/06/2006)

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
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1,242 Clicks


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