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by: Roddickminitwin   (05/13/2006)

Chuck Norris' penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
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by: Roddickminitwin   (05/13/2006)

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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by: Roddickminitwin   (05/13/2006)

Chuck Norris' beard has three Superbowl rings.
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by: Lil Eli   (05/13/2006)

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris just stared at the man until his head blew up
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by: Roddickminitwin   (05/10/2006)

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.
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by: Roddickminitwin   (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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by: Roddickminitwin   (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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by: Roddickminitwin   (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris once bowled a 400 game
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by: Lil Eli   (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris is actually blond, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair a healthy orange
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by: Roddickminitwin   (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives
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