away messages that dont suck
Home

Top 25 Users

Top 25 MSGs

Buddy Icons

Help

Browsing Chuck Norris...
Sort By: Clicks | Submitter Name | Most Recent

by: Roddickminitwin (05/13/2006)

Chuck Norris' penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/13/2006)

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/13/2006)

Chuck Norris' beard has three Superbowl rings.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/13/2006)

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris just stared at the man until his head blew up
Chuck Norris
1,253 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,249 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris
1,262 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris
1,268 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris once bowled a 400 game
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris is actually blond, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair a healthy orange
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


Total Messages: 382, Now viewing messages (221 - 230)
Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39
Simpsons Away Messages



Art/Pix
Babysitting
Bathroom
Celebs
Chuck Norris
Drinking
Eating
Emo/Real Life
Funny
Gaming
Geek
General
Girly
Homework/Study
Inspirational
Jokes
Laundry
Love
Mean
Naughty
Other/Random
Partying
Phone
Political
School/Class
Shopping
Shower
Sleeping
Sports
TV/Movies
We Salute You
Work

CGI Inc. 2009
Privacy Policy

Advertise Ops
Free Horoscopes