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by: neddyt (05/23/2006)

Yet another to the famous poopie list: Chuck Norris Poopie: The one that comes out, but as you start to flush it down, it jumps out and roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/23/2006)

Only one man has ever tried to hug Chuck Norris. He was instantly in a wheel chair, paralyzed from the neck down. Poor Superman....
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: WatkinsGlenBaller (05/21/2006)

Rosa Parks refused to move from her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: CalJsportz (05/21/2006)

There was no Ice Age, Chuck Norris just got hot and turned the Sun down.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: CalJsportz (05/21/2006)

If you stare at the Sun, you merely burn your eyes, if you stare directly at Chuck Norris, you die.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/20/2006)

Chuck Norris once had 7 kids with one woman- the first 4 were doctors, the other 3 were delicious
Chuck Norris
1,249 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/18/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/17/2006)

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris
1,259 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/17/2006)

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris
1,261 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/13/2006)

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks


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