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by: Eagles308 (06/05/2006)

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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1,255 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/05/2006)

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: RandomTask (05/30/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't take showers, he takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (05/30/2006)

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,249 Clicks

by: neddyt (05/30/2006)

Chuck Norris uses GoneBuddy, but that's only because he comes up with all of the messages.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/30/2006)

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Chuck Norris
1,271 Clicks

by: schanzy z (05/30/2006)

Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: X62705 (05/26/2006)

Chuck Norris went to the "Virgin Islands"... Now they are called "The Islands"
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/26/2006)

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,250 Clicks

by: Acorky8 (05/24/2006)

If Roddickminitwin puts one more Chuck Norris joke on this page I'm going to make him be permanently away.
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks


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