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by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris
1,258 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris
1,249 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/07/2006)

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (06/05/2006)

After having his chest hair pulled, Chuck Norris hit Bruce Lee so hard in the mouth that his people would never be able to speaking English properly. Engrish is Chuck's way of saying, "Stop being a bitch Japan."
Chuck Norris
1,255 Clicks

by: somedudenamed (06/05/2006)

Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer had an origami faceoff. Jack Bauer whipped out a piece of paper, then gracefully made an origami chess set. Chuck Norris went behind a screen, made his model, then came back out. He said, "Let's play chess first." They play, Chuck Norris wins, pulls down the sheet. It was a life size Chuck Norris. Chuck pulled a tab on his back that made the figure give Jack a roundhouse kick in the head. Jack's head popped off, then Chuck yelled, "Never challenge Chuck Norris!"
Chuck Norris
1,319 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (06/05/2006)

When Chuck Norris looks at Medusa, she turns to stone.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (06/05/2006)

You DO know that all this shit started as Bruce Lee then mutated into Chuck Norris, right?
Chuck Norris
1,247 Clicks

by: totalbabe007 (06/05/2006)

Chuck Norris does not stub his toe, he accidentally destroys chairs, bed-frames, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris
1,240 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/05/2006)

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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