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by: Anonymous (05/29/2009)

Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, the horse is hung like Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris
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by: Larry21345 (05/29/2009)

On the assasination of Abraham Lincoln, he didn't get shot. As the man was shooting, Chuck Norris jumped in front and deflected the bullet with his beard. Out of sheer amazement, Abraham's head exploded.
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by: raa (04/23/2009)

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris
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by: b8ee1 (02/24/2009)

The only way to guarantee you ace your test is to put Chuck Norris for every answer.
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by: b8ee1 (02/24/2009)

If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it doesn't say,
"Did you mean Chuck Norris?"

It says "RUN"
Chuck Norris
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by: b8ee1 (02/04/2009)

Chuck Norris doesn't stand on his head, the world turns upside down.
Chuck Norris
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by: Jezzy_Fiend (01/11/2009)

Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
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by: hkyman (12/03/2008)

Chuck Norris died 6 years ago, but death was afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (10/06/2008)

Chuck Norris can swim faster than Michael Phelps
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: Djs7137 (07/28/2008)

In recent news George Bush has decided to fix the problem in Iraq by withdrawing all of our troops and sending in Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
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