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by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris
1,237 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris
1,253 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
Chuck Norris
1,247 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris
1,303 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,262 Clicks


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