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by: Korei Ryuu (06/12/2006)

Uma Therman could kick Chuck Norris's ass anyday.
Chuck Norris
1,238 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris
1,256 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks

by: neddyt (06/08/2006)

What would Jesus...er...Chuck Norris do?
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: neddyt (06/08/2006)

Chuck Norris answers to no one...except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
Chuck Norris
1,254 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/08/2006)

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks


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