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by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris
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by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Chuck Norris
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by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
Chuck Norris
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by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris
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by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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by: i am KATiE FLYNN (06/14/2006)

Chuck Norris sucks one.




Oh yeah, I said it and *wait* No roundhouse kick to the face yet.
Chuck Norris
1,247 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris
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by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris
1,240 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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1,248 Clicks

by: neddyt (06/14/2006)

Chuck Norris answers to no one, except for Chuck Norris' mom, Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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