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by: eaglesfan20365 (06/27/2006)

Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: soonersseth (06/24/2006)

If you mention Chuck Norris one more time, I'm gonna roundhouse kick you in the face !
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: pupstar (06/23/2006)

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Chuck Norris
1,243 Clicks

by: ledzeppilen2112 (06/23/2006)

Chuck Norris is the only man ever to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris
1,243 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (06/23/2006)

Sorry, but the humor in replacing every second word with "Chuck Norris" and "roundhouse kick" fell off a cliff and died a good 3 months ago.
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/22/2006)

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/20/2006)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/19/2006)

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (06/14/2006)

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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