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by: danny (07/09/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't like Sara Lee.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: wagsna5 (07/09/2006)

Chuck Norris knows the muffin man.
Chuck Norris
1,247 Clicks

by: ChuckSucks (07/06/2006)

I'm off killing the one man that should rightfully die for corrupting the teenagers of today. CHUCK NORRIS.
Chuck Norris
1,249 Clicks

by: lil_Ktown23 (07/06/2006)

There is nothing super natural about the Bermuda Triangle, it is merely where Chuck Norris frequently vacations.
Chuck Norris
1,243 Clicks

by: pedrokid141 (06/30/2006)

I'm just putting up the only away message that isn't about Chuck Norris. It's so boring.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: AzianK25 (06/30/2006)

On Halloween, Chuck Norris' trick is telling you he doesn't have any treat, and then he treats you to a roundhouse kick in the face
Chuck Norris
1,261 Clicks

by: Oscar Meyer aint got nutin on this (06/28/2006)

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land
Chuck Norris
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by: AzianK25 (06/28/2006)

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: urmom (06/28/2006)

When Chuck Norris thought it was important for everyone to know about news all over the world he made his own news network. We now know it as CNN (Chuck Norris Network)
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Udoin2much (06/27/2006)

What's better than a Chuck Norris joke?

Actually having a life...
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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