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by: pete25 (07/20/2006)

It is a well known fact that Chuck Norris doesn't eat vegetables. So to get the needed nutrients he eats three to four vegetarians a day.
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1,253 Clicks

by: Kato (07/18/2006)

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: renegade702 (07/18/2006)

Chuck Norris was the original creator of the Matrix.
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: Billabongdude171 (07/18/2006)

I named my cat Chuck Norris because he's a pussy.
Chuck Norris
1,243 Clicks

by: Sped-Head13 (07/17/2006)

Once, Jesus and Chuck Norris were fighting. Chuck Norris physically, Jesus holily. In the middle of a Holy Blast from Jesus and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, Eagles308 appeared out of nowhere in between the attacks and his head imploded from it all. GoneBuddy was eternally grateful for this, for the pages weren't filled with 19 Chuck Norris jokes any longer.
Chuck Norris
1,274 Clicks

by: JesseO8 (07/12/2006)

Put this as your away message if you think Eagles308 should marry Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,250 Clicks

by: HomerBWilly (07/12/2006)

If you are tired of all the dumbasses making Chuck Norris Away Messages and wish they would stop give me a HELL YEAH
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: ydoc (07/12/2006)

You guys know the away message "I'd been having these weird thoughts about killing the sexiest person alive, but then I thought 'wait a minute... suicide is a crime!'" well guess wut stupid you cant kill chuck norris
Chuck Norris
1,262 Clicks

by: Pepino123 (07/12/2006)

Chuck Norris won Best Actor and Best Suporting Actor in the same movie.
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1,236 Clicks

by: wagsna5 (07/12/2006)

Chuck Norris can beat the Juggernaut.
Chuck Norris
1,248 Clicks


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