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by: JoeBomber (08/05/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits... But I do sleep, so stfu and let me rest in peace.
Chuck Norris
1,256 Clicks

by: Moldy (08/04/2006)

Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris
1,258 Clicks

by: porschemon (08/03/2006)

Chuck Norris can shake your laffy taffy.
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: FL Rappa901 (08/02/2006)

Why the heck does everyone put up Chuck Norris away messages!!!
(Chuck Norris has a gun pointed at my head)
Oh, NOW I know why everyone puts up Chuck Norris away messages.
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: ndizzle (08/02/2006)

Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.
Chuck Norris
1,239 Clicks

by: happykid7 (08/02/2006)

Chuck Norris is the reason the Dead Sea is dead.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: infernalmajestyt (07/25/2006)

Chuck Norris donesn't kick ass and take names, he kicks ass and gives the corpse a number.
Chuck Norris
1,243 Clicks

by: keiblerelf123 (07/24/2006)

Wilt Chamberlan said he had sex with more than 20 thousand women...Chuck Norris calls that a slow tuesday.
Chuck Norris
1,261 Clicks

by: jackassguy06 (07/20/2006)

Fact: Jack Bauer can kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: brunettehunny159 (07/20/2006)

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble....you win forever
Chuck Norris
1,239 Clicks


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