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by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

Because of Chuck Norris' sheer amazingness, there has only been one woman brave enough to try and make love to Chuck Norris with the light on. Her name was Terry Schiavo.
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1,250 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

Chuck Norris once sucked a golf ball through a garden hose.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

Every year one million people get the privilege of dying from traffic fatalities rather than from the hands and feet of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

Despite what your family, your doctor, even what your geneaolgy says, Chuck Norris IS your daddy.
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
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by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Chuck Norris
1,259 Clicks

by: ps2 freak1223 (08/05/2006)

One day Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He saw a girl and started talking to her. Then later that night the girl started rubbing Chuck Norris's croch so he round house kicked her in the face. She got up and asked "What was that for?" and he said "Nobody pleasures Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: RMorency (08/05/2006)

WWCND ( What would Chuck Norris Do)
Chuck Norris
1,242 Clicks

by: macmarge (08/05/2006)

Chuck Norris isn't thinking Arby's
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: tyandscot88 (08/05/2006)

Watching chuck norris getting served in a break dancing compitition by Mr. Hankey.
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks


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