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by: Icyfresh105 (09/06/2006)

Too busy trying to think of Steven Segal jokes to get rid of these god damn Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (08/23/2006)

Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (08/23/2006)

Chuck Norris puts the fist in pacifist.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (08/23/2006)

Chuck Norris once won a chili contest simply by picking up the country of Chile and carrying it there with him. No one dared tell him they aren't the same.
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (08/23/2006)

If you knock three times on a wooden object and shout the name of Chuck Norris with a lisp on your voice, he will appear to you and personally kick your ass. And it will be better than any orgasm you will ever experience.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (08/23/2006)

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: aPeRsOn (08/16/2006)

You'd better stop with your stupid Chuck Norris away messages or Chuck Norris will round house kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

Chuck Norris' lifelong goal is not only to be the leading cause of death worldwide, but to be the ONLY cause.
Chuck Norris
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by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

Chuck Norris once played a virtual version of Street Fighter. After beating the game he took the helmet off to find that everyone within 5 miles had been killed by kicks to the head.
Chuck Norris
1,282 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

When Chuck Norris was 2, his parents took him to a Georgia beach for vacation. His diaper fell off and his penis sprang forth. The image was captured by satalite and it was naturally assumed that it was actually a new State called Florida.
Chuck Norris
1,281 Clicks


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