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by: macmarge (09/25/2006)

You can meet in Chuck Norris' house all you want, but it ain't goin' down.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: That Guy (09/19/2006)

Eagles308 Masturbates to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
1,253 Clicks

by: Studderific86 (09/19/2006)

The Burmuda Triangle used to be the Burmuda Square until Chuck Norris round-house kicked one if its sides off.
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks

by: xXxBlueEyedBabe7 (09/06/2006)

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Xxmattitude75xx (09/06/2006)

Chuck Norris is the real slim shady
Chuck Norris
1,253 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (09/06/2006)

Chuck Norris once decided to make a vibrator that would simulate the size and power of his actual penis. The result was a baseball bat tied to a jackhammer.
Chuck Norris
1,253 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (09/06/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't use a cell phone. He just shouts.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (09/06/2006)

Men once believed that Chuck Norris revolved around the Earth; today we know the opposite to be true, and the terrible price those fools paid for their ignorance.
Chuck Norris
1,256 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (09/06/2006)

The role of Willy Wonka in the remake of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' was originally offered to Chuck Norris. However, he backed out of the project after the producers rejected his idea of a final fight scene with Charlie in which most of the cast dies.
Chuck Norris
1,290 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (09/06/2006)

Chuck Norris has had his cake and eaten it too, and now he wants yours.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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