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by: Anonymous (10/06/2008)

Chuck Norris can swim faster than Michael Phelps
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: Anonymous (03/19/2006)

Chuck Norris is the reason DMC is running.
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks

by: Anonymous (01/12/2007)

Chuck Norris could eat a mixed up Rubix Cube and poop it out solved
Chuck Norris
1,255 Clicks

by: Anonymous (05/30/2008)

Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (01/12/2007)

God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT"
Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (05/29/2009)

Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, the horse is hung like Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (02/06/2008)

If Chuck Norris was a number, he would be Pi.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (11/27/2007)

Pi stops when Chuck Norris tells it to.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: -Adio- (04/30/2006)

Chuck Norris saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by killing everyone at Geico.
Chuck Norris
1,257 Clicks

by: 1337one (04/30/2006)

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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