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by: Korei Ryuu (03/10/2006)

"And then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail's' Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie; Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman; Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan; Spock, The Rock, Doct. Oct. and Hulk Hogan all came outta no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass, it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, and civilians looked on in total awe..."
-Lemon Demon
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1,369 Clicks

by: 1337one (03/23/2006)

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

-"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny", Lemon Demon
Chuck Norris
1,362 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (04/17/2006)

On Halloween, monsters dress up as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,340 Clicks

by: somedudenamed (06/05/2006)

Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer had an origami faceoff. Jack Bauer whipped out a piece of paper, then gracefully made an origami chess set. Chuck Norris went behind a screen, made his model, then came back out. He said, "Let's play chess first." They play, Chuck Norris wins, pulls down the sheet. It was a life size Chuck Norris. Chuck pulled a tab on his back that made the figure give Jack a roundhouse kick in the head. Jack's head popped off, then Chuck yelled, "Never challenge Chuck Norris!"
Chuck Norris
1,338 Clicks

by: cheetahbabe85 (04/11/2006)

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
Chuck Norris
1,335 Clicks

by: Larry21345 (05/29/2009)

On the assasination of Abraham Lincoln, he didn't get shot. As the man was shooting, Chuck Norris jumped in front and deflected the bullet with his beard. Out of sheer amazement, Abraham's head exploded.
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1,335 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris
1,332 Clicks

by: TommyBoy122192 (05/04/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't leave it to Beaver
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1,330 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/10/2006)

Chuck Norris isn't racist; he kills 10 white people every saturday to prove it
Chuck Norris
1,329 Clicks

by: darkfenix16 (02/09/2006)

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
Chuck Norris
1,328 Clicks

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