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by: theGreeChannel (10/01/2004)

You know you're a nerd when you catch yourself trying to swat a fly with your cursor :-p
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1,251 Clicks

by: MalaX3 (10/01/2004)

We're Sorry But Due to Technical Difficulties your Instant Message has been sent through the following command protocols:
IM_Source="%n"
DirectedLocation="NULL"
ActiveServerResponse="Ignored"

Thank you and have a great day,
X3
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1,258 Clicks

by: CPanR04 (09/28/2004)

Pocket Protector - $7.99
Nasal Decongestant - $15.98
History Book of Algebra - $21.79 (sale!)
Realizing your a geek - Priceless
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1,257 Clicks

by: JuggaloHomeDawg (09/25/2004)

Sorry girls, my heart is taken... by my computer
(...the Internet is my baby's momma)
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1,253 Clicks

by: Copey510 (09/14/2004)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! My level 47 paladin died. I can't go on! I'm going to kill myself, with my level 41 ceremonial sword......6, I MISSED!
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1,257 Clicks

by: beeman2007 (09/03/2004)

I'm away talkin to my only freind, the guy that runs the Yu-gi-oh store :(
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1,236 Clicks

by: ibreak4sk8rboyz (08/23/2004)

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
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1,236 Clicks

by: Evander (08/22/2004)

Ok... who forgot to write the boot sector?
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1,243 Clicks

by: Pinman42 (08/18/2004)

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF
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1,236 Clicks

by: Kilroy 15 Here (08/12/2004)

Time for my prayers: Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the FBI and RIAA off our backs, we'd appreciate it. For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
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1,363 Clicks


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