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by: this is me (04/19/2006)

An average 43 year-old geek who lives in his parent's basement's agenda:
1) Eat breakfast: Star Wars cereal
2) Go on e-bay and try to buy more collectible Starwars figurines
3) Watch "Lord of the Rings" Extended Version
4) Invite friend over and have a light saber battle
5) Attempt to take over the world
6) Fail to take over the world
7) Fall asleep on couch
Geek
1,298 Clicks

by: DarkHedgehog91 (02/26/2006)

If I could charge my zits rent, I would be a Millionaire!
Geek
1,253 Clicks

by: Master Of Disaster (02/09/2006)

Resistance is Futile! (if < 1 ohm)
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1,250 Clicks

by: Anonymous (01/10/2006)

%n's IP Adress: 10.04.31.79

Go get 'em, hackers.
Geek
1,247 Clicks

by: T-Shirt (12/19/2005)

You know you're a geek when...

1) Your pants reach halfway up your stomach, but don't cover your ankles
2) You call your friends by their screennames
3) You'd rather have an advanced account in RuneScape than a new cell phone
4) You spend more time on the computer than you do eating and sleeping
5) You only interact with people of the opposite sex when talking to you parents
6) The night Star Wars came out, you arrived at the premiere with all of your friends dressed as different characters
7) You think that Napoleon Dynamite is a disgrace to all nerds everywhere, and attempted to sue John Heder for playing the part
Geek
1,381 Clicks

by: pwnzage33 (12/11/2005)

Error#666
hell.exe executed
reality.sys corrupted
Universe Restart? Y/N
Geek
1,256 Clicks

by: ewesttrack (12/06/2005)

You're like... the DUMBEST smart person, I've ever known, in my ENTIRE LIFE!
Geek
1,236 Clicks

by: NJ26 (11/16/2005)

Showing my cardboard cut-out of Xena my lightsaber!
Geek
1,257 Clicks

by: cssxearobinare (10/28/2005)

As you are getting this, I am inside your computer chewing your harddrive into pieces with my mini teeth!
Geek
1,259 Clicks

by: lidec2005 (10/17/2005)

You have reached an imaginary Screen name. Please rotate your keyboard 3.71/pi radians and try again.
Geek
1,247 Clicks


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