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by: Lenvil (12/14/2007)

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
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by: Lenvil (12/13/2007)

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
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by: joe_kickass (11/27/2007)

You can't Ctrl + Z anything in real life...
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by: Lenvil (11/27/2007)

You're the sunlight to my Photosynthesis & the Glucose to my Calvin Cycle.
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by: ScambossAT (11/07/2007)

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the optimist the glass is half full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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by: ScambossAT (11/07/2007)

I'd tell you where I am, but I just figured out exactly how fast I'm going...
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by: zaqsaw (08/21/2007)

The sky is blue because God used the wrong hex code.
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by: macmarge (08/21/2007)

Call me a band geek again, & I'll shove my tuba up your butt.
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by: Anonymous (04/09/2007)

Sorry, I have a wedgie scheduled now.
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1,257 Clicks

by: Teh Rave (01/12/2007)

Si hoc legere scis, numium eruditionis habes. If you can read this, you're overeducated.
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1,252 Clicks


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