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by: linux noob (03/22/2004)

>SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned

Hrmm... I think I have a problem. Leave a message.
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by: KatieKitty2003 (03/22/2004)

HELP! I'm downloading and I can't get up!
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by: SEXYBEAST1687 (03/22/2004)

Differential Y, Differential X, to hell with differentials we want sex! - Georgia Tech Chant
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by: Silbernicus (03/22/2004)

I'll BrB once I discover the cure for rejection.
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by: linux noob (03/22/2004)

Go fork() yourself.
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by: linux noob (03/22/2004)

Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script.
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by: superturtle3000 (03/21/2004)

Press Alt-F4 to send me a Talk Notification
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by: lildudet2650 (03/20/2004)

I bet my band director could beat your band director up... BrB
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by: TazManianDevilX3 (03/20/2004)

10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer

10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9. Its celebrity spokesman died back in 1983
8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7. Its slogan is "use at your own risk"
6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5. It comes with a 300 page book on what to do if the computer freezes
4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2. The only chip inside is a Frito.
1. It says "iMac" on the front
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by: Volleyballer (03/20/2004)

Getting the ink stains out of my shirt pocket. BrB
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