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by: baritoneknux (03/31/2004)

$awaymsg= Not here right now %n..;
echo "$awaymsg";
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1,247 Clicks

by: sarah-da-hottie (03/27/2004)

Your momma's so stupid she couldn't calculate the square root of a bi-quadratic equation even if we gave her a calculator.
You got served.
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1,255 Clicks

by: Johnson123 (03/27/2004)

DoNt MoCk My SuPeRiOr BeInG! >=)
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1,238 Clicks

by: -me- (03/27/2004)

You know you're spending too much time on the computer when:
- Your longest relationship never left the chat room.
- Your friends and family members call you by your screen name.
- The last party you went to was a LAN party.
- The only slang words you use are written in 1337.
- You know what 1337 means.
- You have forgotten what color the sky is, and looked it up on Google to find out.
- You have nothing better to do than read this away message.
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1,314 Clicks

by: MilkMyself (03/26/2004)

I uproot binary trees...
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1,253 Clicks

by: FinalSOADDragon3 (03/25/2004)

Fo' shizzle, my quadratic equizzle!
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1,263 Clicks

by: Anaconda 050 (03/25/2004)

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
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1,269 Clicks

by: Anaconda 050 (03/25/2004)

A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. Looking into this...
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1,237 Clicks

by: Artyphyst (03/25/2004)

Billy was a little boy, but Billy is no more; for what Billy thought was H20 was H2S04 :)
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1,252 Clicks

by: KatieKitty2003 (03/24/2004)

I'll be back faster than you can calculate the genetic information in the hydrogen-bonded double helix of one deoxyribonucleic acid.
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1,277 Clicks


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