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by: tedizdied (03/11/2004)

Hacking into computer... Installing Virus... Success

Starting delete program:
1%
3%
7%
10%
19%
25%
37%
50%
68%
77%
88%
97%
Oh crap this is my computer!!

Program deleted...
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by: Anaconda 050 (03/25/2004)

A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. Looking into this...
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by: bobdabuilder (03/17/2004)

Striped Suspenders - $25
Deluxe Handkerchief - $9
Portable Glasses Repair Kit - $13
Pocket Protector - $3
Rocket Science for Dummies - $20
Realizing your a geek - PRICELESS*
(* does not include tax)
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by: ReTaRd KoAla666 (03/19/2004)

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN

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by: TazManianDevilX3 (03/20/2004)

10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer

10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9. Its celebrity spokesman died back in 1983
8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7. Its slogan is "use at your own risk"
6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5. It comes with a 300 page book on what to do if the computer freezes
4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2. The only chip inside is a Frito.
1. It says "iMac" on the front
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by: MrNyceGuy (05/16/2004)

I'm satisfying my hunger for arson... That's right, I'm burning CD's
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by: BlueTLS81 (07/12/2005)

SELECT * FROM people WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned.
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by: hOlly_02 (08/08/2005)

Geeks suck.... be a dork, IT RULES!!
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by: ScambossAT (11/07/2007)

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the optimist the glass is half full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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by: T-Shirt (12/19/2005)

You know you're a geek when...

1) Your pants reach halfway up your stomach, but don't cover your ankles
2) You call your friends by their screennames
3) You'd rather have an advanced account in RuneScape than a new cell phone
4) You spend more time on the computer than you do eating and sleeping
5) You only interact with people of the opposite sex when talking to you parents
6) The night Star Wars came out, you arrived at the premiere with all of your friends dressed as different characters
7) You think that Napoleon Dynamite is a disgrace to all nerds everywhere, and attempted to sue John Heder for playing the part
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