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by: TazManianDevilX3   (03/20/2004)

10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer

10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9. Its celebrity spokesman died back in 1983
8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7. Its slogan is "use at your own risk"
6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5. It comes with a 300 page book on what to do if the computer freezes
4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2. The only chip inside is a Frito.
1. It says "iMac" on the front
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by: T-Shirt   (12/19/2005)

You know you're a geek when...

1) Your pants reach halfway up your stomach, but don't cover your ankles
2) You call your friends by their screennames
3) You'd rather have an advanced account in RuneScape than a new cell phone
4) You spend more time on the computer than you do eating and sleeping
5) You only interact with people of the opposite sex when talking to you parents
6) The night Star Wars came out, you arrived at the premiere with all of your friends dressed as different characters
7) You think that Napoleon Dynamite is a disgrace to all nerds everywhere, and attempted to sue John Heder for playing the part
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by: NFGMallratHBA69   (03/18/2004)

My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
and they're like, "wanna trade some cards?"
Damn right, let's trade some cards…
…but not my Charizard!

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by: Kilroy 15 Here   (08/12/2004)

Time for my prayers: Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the FBI and RIAA off our backs, we'd appreciate it. For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
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by: KatieKitty2003   (03/24/2004)

I'll be back faster than you can calculate the genetic information in the hydrogen-bonded double helix of one deoxyribonucleic acid.
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by: ScambossAT   (11/07/2007)

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the optimist the glass is half full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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by: leatheryhamster   (03/04/2004)

I am an alien from a faraway galaxy. I have transformed myself into this away message. As you are reading this, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you're smiling.
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by: Anaconda 050   (03/25/2004)

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
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by: toyotasupratt320   (06/17/2004)

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by: Explosion   (09/25/2006)

Off searching for friends on EBay!
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