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by: Anonymous (02/29/2004)

H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K has 8 letters, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.
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by: Anonymous (03/16/2004)

.won thgir uoy ot klat t'nac i os ,gniyduts ma ,dnah rehto eht no ,I .sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy neht ,siht daer ot emit eht koot uoy fI
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by: A-Mak (10/31/2005)

"Math is a wonderful thing,
math is a really cool thing,
so get off your ath,
let's do some math,
math, math, math, math, math"
- Jack Black, School of Rock
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by: Adam90909 (03/10/2004)

Homework is a perpetual cycle of boredom, yet I find it entertaining to finish it at the last moment
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by: aggieamy12 (05/25/2004)

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard... be evil!
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by: alphabetsoup135 (03/03/2004)

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. ( See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
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by: alwaysmilin10 (11/16/2004)

I wasted all my BS on a paper I just wrote, so now I have nothing left for this away message...
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by: Amanda (08/01/2007)

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

That is why i am studying...
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by: Antonia Gallo (04/30/2006)

Studying is like cheating with your brain
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by: apoc-sly-josh (09/13/2004)

Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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