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by: Amanda (08/01/2007)

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

That is why i am studying...

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by: Danielle5710 (03/11/2004)

Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pitty me at all, Just lay my bones in the dorm hall. Tell my Prof I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take! O:-)

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by: BigE Cortland (05/04/2006)

Why Girls Are Like Finals:
-You'd rather get an easy one.
-You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
-If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
-The less they have on them the better.
-If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.
-Nothing about them makes any sense.
-They just lie there and you have to do all the work.
-When you are done you get up and leave.
-Good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.

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by: CCRevival67 (11/08/2004)

H.W. - Homosexual Wisdom

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by: zaqsaw (10/17/2007)

"...and in the darkest corners of my mind, there existed vivid thoughts of a holocaust as several miserable souls burning in the fires of hell, but I, being in separate corner, could not help but look upon them with envy..."
Yup, homework.

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by: alphabetsoup135 (03/03/2004)

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. ( See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

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by: psychogenius1 (03/14/2004)

If homework is a pimp, then I'm its bitch.

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by: spunkyrocker16 (03/06/2004)

...as procrastination takes its toll, our fearless supernerd attacks the textbooks with lightning-fast reflexes... AND NOT A SINGLE PAPERCUT WHILE PAGE FLIPPING

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by: Shrie (03/18/2004)

I'm doing homework. Feel free to IM me and distract me for a few hours...

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by: midge1503 (03/16/2004)

Homework (Hôm-wûrk) - The task set upon students designed to lower morale, self-esteem, and decrease all free time. See also: Sh*t

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