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by: srd186   (10/10/2004)

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."
-George W. Bush
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by: srd186   (10/10/2004)

"Uhh -- I hear there's rumors on the, uhh, Internets that we're gonna have a -- draft. We're not going to have a draft. Period."
-George W. Bush
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by: XCrimsnNitmaresX   (10/05/2004)

Kerry/Edwards
Bringing complete sentences back to the White House
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by: Phsbeatsvt   (09/29/2004)

Friends Don't Let Friends Vote For Kerry!
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by: Merlin   (09/21/2004)

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
- George Carlin
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by: taylor playa44   (09/08/2004)

"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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by: kdoug   (09/07/2004)

I'm on the No-Carb Diet:
No Cheney Ashcroft Rumsfeld Bush
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by: BandGeek   (09/04/2004)

Q: What do you call the Clinton era?
A: Sex between two Bushes.
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by: SP1TONUREGRAVE   (09/04/2004)

Q: Why did John Kerry get his nipple pierced?
A: Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney
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by: BandGeek   (09/04/2004)

I'm out like Bush in November
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