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by: DREWTYER (02/23/2004)

SICK OF BEING BUSHWHACKED?
WANT TO STOP THE TEXAS CHENEY SAW MASSACRE?
VOTE FOR KERRY
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by: TimmyP (03/05/2008)

One day during a meeting, George Bush got a message that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. He put his head down and after a while he says, "How much is a brazilian?"
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by: Jonnyfoxx5 (04/02/2004)

"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed."
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by: Nonconformist765 (12/14/2004)

Bush is Satan's pet monkey.
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by: slamiam00 (09/20/2005)

Be at ease terrorists...those bullets have an anti-bacterial finish. ;-)
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by: kick@$$ (03/06/2004)

Bombing for peace is like f*cking for virginity . . .
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by: soccerguru4life (03/07/2004)

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet"- Al gore
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by: artie/artieman29 (03/28/2004)

Q: What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A: Goin' at it when Hillary is out of town :-D
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by: Kilthan2050 (03/07/2004)

A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
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by: Chess (03/10/2004)

Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
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