away messages that dont suck
Home

Top 25 Users

Top 25 MSGs

Buddy Icons

Help

Browsing Shopping...
Sort By: Clicks | Submitter Name | Most Recent

by: sjmman94 (06/15/2008)

Why do cashiers always give you that evil look when you buy twinkies, candy bars, playboy magazines, and condoms?
Shopping
1,311 Clicks

by: glebs (12/02/2004)

Identity theft is awesome! ::shopping::
Shopping
1,304 Clicks

by: JT (02/25/2004)

It's five finger discount day at the Mall!
Shopping
1,303 Clicks

by: ChaChing (03/07/2004)

I'm out shopping. I know it might sound kinda queer...BUT I'M NOT GAY!
Shopping
1,303 Clicks

by: MikT98 (04/07/2004)

If Best Buy was a drug, I would have been dead long ago :)
Shopping
1,302 Clicks

by: Madison (03/06/2006)

Walking through consumer wonderland.
Shopping
1,302 Clicks

by: ucdkitty04 (12/17/2005)

God damn consumerism ruining my holiday spirit by putting me in merry credit card debt!
Oh yeah, out shopping!
Shopping
1,302 Clicks

by: ryst14 (04/19/2006)

I'm out sniffin' sharpies at Office Max. BBL :)
Shopping
1,302 Clicks

by: Anonymous (06/04/2008)

I'm out shopping for a new puppy.

Word of advice: don't try to cut your dog's hair with a machete...
Shopping
1,302 Clicks

by: Hott Butt (02/22/2004)

$hopping!
Shopping
1,301 Clicks


Total Messages: 26, Now viewing messages (1 - 10)
Pages: 1 | 2 | 3
Mean Away Messages



Art/Pix
Babysitting
Bathroom
Celebs
Chuck Norris
Drinking
Eating
Emo/Real Life
Funny
Gaming
Geek
General
Girly
Homework/Study
Inspirational
Jokes
Laundry
Love
Mean
Naughty
Other/Random
Partying
Phone
Political
School/Class
Shopping
Shower
Sleeping
Sports
TV/Movies
We Salute You
Work

CGI Inc. 2009
Privacy Policy

Advertise Ops
Free Horoscopes