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by: sjmman94 (06/15/2008)

Why do cashiers always give you that evil look when you buy twinkies, candy bars, playboy magazines, and condoms?

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by: Anonymous (06/04/2008)

I'm out shopping for a new puppy.

Word of advice: don't try to cut your dog's hair with a machete...

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33 Clicks

by: Master Of Disaster (08/05/2006)

Out harassing the cashiers at the local 7-11

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84 Clicks

by: ur mom (05/02/2006)

Out buying stuff you could never afford.

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74 Clicks

by: ryst14 (04/19/2006)

I'm out sniffin' sharpies at Office Max. BBL :)

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227 Clicks

by: Madison (03/06/2006)

Walking through consumer wonderland.

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by: Surfprincess92 (02/22/2006)

I'm at the mall to look for shoes, boys, clothes, boys, hats, boys, purses, and boys!

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156 Clicks

by: ucdkitty04 (12/17/2005)

God damn consumerism ruining my holiday spirit by putting me in merry credit card debt!
Oh yeah, out shopping!

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by: badassmofo101 (06/29/2005)

in mi pj's eating ice-cream & yelling @ mom 2 lemme shop in peace....ya i'm shopping online

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by: glebs (12/02/2004)

Identity theft is awesome! ::shopping::

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