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by: Anonymous   (07/19/2007)

I broke the cooling fan in my new Nintendo video game console, so now it burns when I Wii :( BrB
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by: WarriorDragon13   (06/09/2007)

At least I have chicken. -Leeroy Jenkins
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by: Yerinder   (05/22/2007)

What if life were like an RPG? Just think about it,
1) If you lived in a small village and were treated as an outcast. then you would be destined to save the world someday.
2)Any cut, illness, bruise, mental deficiency, hacked off limb or whatever could be cured by sleeping at an inn.
3)There would only be about 8-12 cities in the whole world. overpopulation would not be a problem!
4)Small woodland creatures such as rabbits and squirrels would attack in a bloodthirsty rage, but carry pure gold on them. You also grow stronger, smarter, faster and learn how to do magic just by mercilessly killing small innocent creatures.
5)You could walk into anyones house and take their most prized possessions and they would just be sitting around the table saying the same sentence over and over...
6)Your pockets would hold 1,000,000 different items, but only 99 of each
7)If you died, then all you would have to do is load where you last saved.
8)Every city in the world, whether it be the flying city of angels to the underground village of moles, would accept the same currency.
9)Once you bought something, its value would immediately be reduced by half. And finally...
10)No one in the world would ever have to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom O.o
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by: Matt121995   (05/22/2007)

Wii are tired of these friggin' catch phrases. Are You?
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by: gamer4life   (05/07/2007)

Hey! all the n00bs on Counter-Strike need to stfu. It's not my fault that my AIM bot shot them in the head through a wall...
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by: Sarah   (05/07/2007)

Noo! NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALIVE YOU FURBOLG! Off playing World Of Warcraft, have a fun time trying to get a hold of me.
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by: Bob Goo   (05/07/2007)

A message to all noobs everywhere: My name is (insert here). Learn it well. Fear it.
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by: ponyboy65   (04/10/2007)

Out like a Ps3/Wii on launch day ;_;
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by: DictatorDerek   (04/09/2007)

I'm a little pally short and stout Here is my hammer and here is my mount When I see the hordies, I give I shout Pop my bubble and hearth it out
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by: Eskimoboy5000   (03/03/2007)

RuneScape is my friend, It will always be, even to the end. Even my deepest woes RuneScape can mend, Because RuneScape is my friend. You might make friends and rivals on the way, And you know they will last, even to the next day. With friends, n00bs can be uber if they stay in the fray, It will help in the long run, for they will know what to say. RuneScape holds a multitude of quests, Thus receiving rewards, like many chests. A stranger may unexpectedly ask for help, And a heroic adventurer would do the request without a single yelp. People across RuneScape test their valor in combat, Whether it is a duel against the Kalphite Queen or a rat. You feel the taste of victory when your enemy hits the ground flat, Or you may taste the bitterness of defeat and yell, “Drat!” One treasure every adventurer seeks is money, The poor find it difficult; the rich find it funny. Someone who believes money is necessary for success is a dummy, But when you lose your hard-earned money, you have the right to feel crummy. RuneScape presents a variety of fun skills, But to bring all to 99 like Zezima takes will. Your skill training is mostly just a simple drill, But when you are about to level up, you feel yourself going for the kill. RuneScape is my friend, It will always be, even to the end. Even my deepest woes RuneScape can mend, Because RuneScape is my friend.
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