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by: MoreCowbell10389 (10/20/2006)

"Here are some insightful proverbs that help me through the days that you can read until I come back." There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot. Unworthy offspring brag the most about their worthy descendants. What makes us discontented with our condition is the absurdly exaggerated idea we have of the happiness of others. Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. One can easily judge the character of a person by the way they treat people who can do nothing for them. Examine what is said, not him who speaks. A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. A stumble may prevent a fall. He who walks with the lame learns how to limp. The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. Big words seldom accompany good deeds. Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves. Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down. If your strength is small, don't carry heavy burdens. If your words are worthless, don't give advice. To advise is easier than to help. "And here's an Irish proverb that, I think, lead to the drunk stereotypes:" What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
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by: Korei Ryuu (06/06/2008)

You gotta understand what makes life beautiful is the essence of the fact that it can go away. See, you don't wanna live like that. You don't wanna be person, do you? The one that had a fight; an inconsequential, insignificant, stupid fight with your spouse about who's suppose to open or close or turn off the light at that bedtime.. So, you did it, but you were pissed and stayed pissed with your wife, not because it was real, but hell, "we'll make up later and there's nothing better than make-up sex, is there?" And in the morning you woke up and things were still bad, but you kept at it, cause "Hey! I'm gonna come back. And we're gonna do it." And then what happened? You went to work, to your building, and you were sadly on that 90th floor and September 11th happened, and your ass is never gonna go back home again and the best you could do was call your woman or man and say "I love you" and you missed that last night. Why? Because you thought that it would last forever. See, every comedy show you've ever been to ends with a big joke, because that's what you need. I end with big joke, you laugh, I say goodnight, and that's "how it's suppose to be". But that ain't life, my friends. If you learn anything from me, learn one thing, that sometimes.. sometimes..

:exits the stage:

-Carlos Mencia
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by: imnotbrit07 (05/29/2004)

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, programmed gift that no one ever asks for. Un-returnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly indefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper wrappers... Doesn't life suck?
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by: TheBeach0 (04/05/2004)

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
- Theodore Roosevelt
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by: Bodz2080 (07/21/2008)

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody.
Cowards do that."

-Rocky Balboa
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by: Aww itz Dore (04/04/2004)

"People are often unreasonable and self centered: forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives: be kind anyways. If you're successful, you'll win some false friends and some true enemies: succeed anyway. If you're honest and frank, people may cheat you: but be honest anyway. What you spend years building, someone can destroy overnight: build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous: be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow: do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough: give the world the best you've got anyway. You see, in the final analysis, its between you and God, it was never between you and them anyway . . ." -Mother Teresa
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by: KaletzibarEC (09/20/2007)

"Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M. When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone, When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on) If you feel like letting go, (hold on) When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on 'Cause everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long, When you think you've had too much of this life to hang on Well, everybody hurts sometimes, Everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on Everybody hurts. You are not alone
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by: Anonymous (03/08/2004)

**Each of us represents a star in the sky. Sometimes we shine with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone, and sometimes... when we least expect it... we fall and make someone's dreams come true.**
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by: barbie (03/09/2004)

Take Chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Fall in love. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh til your stomach hurts and your eyes water. Live life. and most of all...have no regrets
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by: vizzelde23 (04/17/2006)

What's crazier than jumping off a 15 story building with a BMX bike blindfolded?
My girlfriend, but dammit she's the reason I would do it...love you (girlfriends name)
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