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by: IamImpulse (10/17/2007)

You might be a redneck if the pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse... Happy Halloween!
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by: kilereren (10/08/2007)

Life is like a basketball: it has its ups and it has its downs, and it's controlled completely by people who are taller and make more money than you.
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by: shoft (09/19/2007)

I believe men with earrings are better prepared for marriage-- they've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.
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by: zaqsaw (09/10/2007)

Pilot 1: Enemy Fighters at 2 o clock
Pilot 2: Roger, what should we do until then?
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by: jbaker757 (09/02/2007)

JESUS SAVES!!!
But wouldn't it be better if he invested?
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by: Lilclone2 (09/02/2007)

If Guns kill people then Pencils misspell words.
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by: cmacfann92 (08/30/2007)

What do hunters call bras?
Boobie traps
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by: DeathAngel1312 (08/30/2007)

"Checkers taught me that a king is one man on top of another man, but life taught me that's a queen."
-Demetri Martin
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by: Skweak2393 (08/30/2007)

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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by: beeayeleles (08/22/2007)

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: Do you smell carrots?
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