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by: Lenvil (02/01/2008)

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe...
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by: Lenvil (02/01/2008)

Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and lightning.
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by: Lenvil (02/01/2008)

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
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by: Anonymous (01/29/2008)

"I met the girl who works at the DoubleTree front desk. She gave me her phone number. It's 0"
-Mitch Hedberg
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by: Lenvil (01/29/2008)

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
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by: zaqsaw (12/09/2007)

I want what my parents have...
...one good looking kid
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by: xxpalanzaxx (12/06/2007)

Is your name Gillette because you're the best a man can get.
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by: ?????????? (12/06/2007)

As a true Christian I know that Jesus is just Santa on a diet... right?
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by: pastaman891 (12/06/2007)

Every time I try to get close to women, the restraining order gets in the way.
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by: QMDriver (12/06/2007)

Blaming guns for crime is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnell being fat.
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